Short post today. I just had to point out something.
You know typically when someone references bruising on their thighs, they are talking about injuries that result from the throes of passion...
Well, mine come from my daughter kicking me in the thighs.
I guess that you can make the argument that she is a result of conception so, in turn, the bruises are still a result of throes of passion. Hm. Less fun.